THE King has been turned into a teddy bear — but shoppers will need a king’s ransom to be able to afford one.
The royal gift is available for £269 at Charles’s Highgrove House country pile in Gloucestershire.
Would-be buyers are told: “Expertly crafted in England by the renowned Merrythought team, this exquisite royal teddy bear is made from the finest silver-coloured mohair plush combined with soft cotton velvet for a luxurious feel.
The bear features “deep blue eyes and a hand-stitched smile, capturing a wise and regal expression that reflects the character of the reigning monarch”.
And the hard-sell continues: “Its left paw is beautifully embroidered in gold thread with King Charles III’s official royal cypher, highlighting its exclusive royal connection.
“Draped in the authentic Royal Victorian Order Sash—crafted from official ribbon and accented with Italian gold tassels—the bear also proudly displays a detailed enamel and gold-plated replica of the prestigious Order of the Garter star, fastened with a gold-capped stud.
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“The Order of the Garter Star symbolises the oldest and most esteemed British Order of Chivalry, worn by His Majesty at significant royal ceremonies, including the 2023 coronation.
“This limited-edition collectible teddy bear honours King Charles III’s roles as monarch and as a dedicated serviceman of the Royal Air Force and Royal Navy.”
But the thought of anyone cosying up to the cuddly Charles is given short shrift.
It adds: “This item is strictly intended for adult collectors and is not a toy.”