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From: Ben.Nunn@HMT
OK, so a lot of people are asking, but it’s simple: the Budget is where we tell everyone we’re putting up their taxes. The Spring Statement is where we take away their benefits. And the Spending Review is where we shut their local library.
From: [email protected]
Why would Kemi be worried? The local elections proved her point: Britain wants a party led by completely unprincipled people who think the last Conservative government was a disaster. The challenge for us now is to persuade the British public that we are that party.
From: [email protected]
Dear Supporter, It has never been more important for Britain to have a fighting Conservative Party that punches above its weight. Will you help Robert to deliver that? Just reply to this message to find out how you can back Team Bobby.
From: James.Lyons@No10
Keir is taking a simple message to the G7: this is the time for the world to come together and give Donald Trump whatever he wants.
From: [email protected]
I don’t know what you’re talking about. There’s no vacancy. Kemi has my complete support in whatever it is she thinks she’s doing.
From: [email protected]
OP NOTE: Ahead of a major speech on the need to develop a refreshed and nuanced foreign policy in the wake of the Trump presidency, Ed Davey will tomorrow be standing at Land’s End, dropping his trousers and mooning in the general direction of Washington, DC.
From: [email protected]
[MESSAGE WITHDRAWN. PLEASE DELETE.]
From: [email protected]
You are invited to a VITALLY IMPORTANT press conference, where Richard Tice will set out Reform’s new energy policy. Bring your own candles.
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From: James.Lyons@No10
We’re giving eight minutes to each broadcaster on the second day of the summit. So you’ll want to keep your opening question below five.
From: [email protected]
Hi all, some people were a bit confused by a recent message my team sent out. I can see that it might have been misunderstood, but I am simply looking for supporters for my sponsored boxing match, raising money for Newark Hospital, details to be announced very soon. [FFS Tom, any opponent will do. The smaller the better. Any answer from Rishi?]
