Why don’t celebs worth BILLIONS know how to go to the beach? £35K handbags & £820 shoes are utterly ridiculous

SUN, sea and champagne – the life of an A-lister at the beach is a pretty good one. 

So why can’t they get their outfits right? 

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This week billionaire Jeff Bezos touched down in Ibiza with his new wife, Lauren Sanchez. 

The 55-year-old, who married the Amazon boss earlier this year, stuck to her signature style of a tight frock and, erm, heels. 

Making a slow and steady way across the shingle beach, clutching Jeff, 61, for balance with three bodyguards in tow, you’d think she’d know better than to wear 6inch mules across the sand. 

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Also accompanying the couple was Leonardo DiCaprio, 50, with his Italian model girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti, 27,  who is no stranger to challenging surfaces in her line of work as a catwalk regular, also struggled to navigate the rough terrain. 

But ladies, come on. Don’t you know better? 

And when it’s not their ridiculous footwear, it’s their bags. 

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Kate Moss, also in Ibiza this week, was spotted on the beach, undoubtedly looking as cool as ever, in a sheer top, an unnecessary belt and a £35,000 handbag. 

The 51-year-old waded though the white sand and dunes of the party island in Spain carrying a high-status and high-cost Hermes Birkin bag. 

Surely Kate, who is currently the face of YSL and has multiple designers falling at her feet, can get a proper beach bag?

And can’t Vittoria and Lauren splash out on a pair of £1 Primark flip flops? Give over. 

There seems to be an army of celebrities who don’t know how to go to the beach. 

As of the rest of the summer, it appears the heat has sent everyone in celeb land a little doolally. 

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Singer Dua Lipa took a stroll to the beach in Australia in March whilst on her Radical Optimism tour. 

Dua, 29, headed to the sand wearing a white vest top, bag and sheer skirt. 

But her questionable footwear weren’t anything you’d associated with the sea-side. 

Wearing ballet pumps, but not just any ballet pumps but £820 Maison Margiela ballet pumps famous for looking like cow hooves. 

The split toe design would possibly be better suited to farmland than sea. 

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Aussie Margot Robbie, 35, swapped downunder for Ibiza in July but didn’t take any inspiration from her Barbie wardrobe, but instead wore a long black maxi dress. 

We’re all for a cover up Margot, but, crikey aren’t you hot?

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Speaking of hot, Katie Price keeps the heat off her face whilst sunbathing in what appears to be a welders mask.

The 47-year-old mum and glamour model didn’t want to take any chances when she was beachside in Dubai earlier this summer by wearing an extraordinarily large visor.

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While many of us feel hot, sticky and lets face it, a little bit swollen on the beach, Kylie Jenner can handle being in a tight spot.

When holidaying in St Tropez this year along side boyfriend and actor Timothee Chalamet she wore a body-con bandage dress to the beach.

The 27-year-old reality star and make-up moguls look is gorgeous for the red carpet but isn’t chic for the beach.